Well hello! Most dogs out there don't have the mental capacity or the panache to create these strange sort of "blog" things on this here internet, however, once I learned about these things I decided to give it a shot. I always have a lot on my mind, and have a whole lot to say and share with this world, yet unfortunately this is a planet ridden with beings who lack neither the mental capacity nor the correct auditory hardware to fully understand me. Therefore, I will use this here internet to share with you my daily trials, tribulations, and all the really cool shit that I find on the internet. I hope you enjoy my blog. A word of caution: I'm a goddamn dog so this is probably going to be pretty amateur so lay off all you haters out there. Remember: I'm a dog. I will tear you to peices.
